What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:14

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?